I like the look of these. Classic white plus a really sleek look – almost slimming, which is tough to pull off with just white. Of course I like the length, even though we can’t see here exactly how long they are, as they go down to at least the knees. The waistband (or lack thereof) sits incredibly low, which I assume is to let it look like you’re not wearing underwear even if your outerwear is already low-rise, hip-hugging stylish pants. The pouch looks really fun, too….
Material: 96% Cotton, 4% Elastane, and ooooohhhh so soft… Yes, you’ll feel that the underwear is there, but it’s not a detriment here, because it’s just that comfortable (and not uncomfortably thick either). Aesthetic: The look of the fabric combined with the plain black piping gives the pair a simple, homey look, while at the same time the print pattern of the fabric looks fun at the same time. It’s a nice balance between understated and energetic at the same time. The waistband’s look compliments this in its straightforward branding text and symbols, white on black. Waistband: Like the rest of the pair, really soft – the inside of the waistband is even “unconstrained” in the sense that the material isn’t smoothed over like the outside of the waistband is, adding a little bit of that cotton-y feel. It stretches nicely, never feeling too tight, and sits up at the waist. Pouch: Fairly reserved, but still a fairly good pouch for your package. It is contoured just enough so that it’s not strapping you down, and the fabric is forgiving enough that you can sport a fairly good bulge if you want to. The fly here is great, with both openings being fairly long and stretchy so that it’s fairly easy to go in with one hand to fetch your willie and just let it hang out with no discomfort. Backside: Comfy as the rest of the pair, and also even a bit more contoured than the front pouch is, giving some nice definition to your cheeks. Legs: The legs themselves are very nice and comfy, wrapping your upper thighs nicely. The hems are slightly tighter than the rest of the legs are, but that’s really the only minor knock against this pair, and an incredibly minor one at that, since even though the hems are slightly tighter, it’s only by a little bit, and the hem material itself is also pretty comfortable to make up for it. Other: Shout out to @ari-husky for being the one to take me on the mall shopping trip that led to purchasing this pair! Overall: 4.5/5 – for whatever reason, in my mind, I seem to compare these to the Papi Blue Force boxer, and these get a full rating more for three main reasons: the fabric material is softer, it’s not quite as tight, and it has a great fly. So, despite this being from yuppie brand like AE, I think they’ve really hit the mark with their classic boxer briefs. Great for: Loungewear, Everyday wear, Sleepwear Good for: NA
Material: 80% Nylon, 10% Polyester, 10% Spandex, definitely feels smooth, sleek, and synthetic. Not as lightweight as it probably could be, though, and not incredibly breathable. Aesthetic: The stripes pattern makes it quite a looker! Especially with the changing angle of the stripes on the pouch. I’m not a huge fan of the horizontal pattern inserted between the thighs, though – the discontinuities are disconcerting. Waistband: A little on the tight side, and not the softest material either. Folds over fairly easily. Pouch: Has some contour to give your boys a little bit of room, but overall there’s not much there – it keeps you in place by not giving you much room to fill out. Nice if you’re exercising, especially with the cool-feeling, low-friction fabric, and also alright if you’re gonna be sitting most of your day. Aside from that, though, not much to write home about. Backside: Like the rest of the pair, it’s on the tighter side, and this is one pair that really just holds everything down instead of meeting your cheeks in the middle. It’s tight enough that the seams (which are already visually a bit too obvious) don’t lie fully against the skin, which shows just how taught the backside is. Legs: Fairly good, but again a little on the tight side for my liking. Fairly good length, though, especially since the fabric is relatively low-friction. Overall: 2.5/5 – not bad, but you can do better, I think. Looks better than it feels. I’m wondering if it would have benefited me to get a large instead of a medium – would maybe solve a lot of the tightness issues, but don’t think it would have solved the waistband folding or the general pouch shape. Great for: Activewear, Sexy wear Good for: Everyday wear
Material: 85% Polyester, 15% Elastane, it certainly feels like a pair meant for fun! Smooth and relatively lightweight, there’s a certain energy in this pair that comes from how the fabric feels on your package. Aesthetic: Now this is a looker! You can tell the fabric is sleek just by looking at it, and the color is quite bold! (And is on all versions of this cut, patterned or solid.) It reprises the typical Jack Adams waistband that I previously mentioned with the Core Cycle Trunk, which looks even better here with the color and material of this pair. You also have a very attractive opening between the waistband and pouch on this pair… Waistband: Overall, very comfy typical waistband that sits below the waist. Pouch: Overall, a great pouch that does a pretty good job of cupping your junk comfortably. I think the peekaboo opening may make the pouch loose once the pair gets old, but right now it holds you in place fairly well. The lower part of the pouch holds your balls securely even while the upper part of the pouch feels roomy and motion-friendly so it’s not constraining at all. While it looks great in the promotional material, you can see on me that it doesn’t fully sit in the creases where your legs meet your torso, but it’s unlike the Pride G-Slinger in that, as mentioned, it still comes up under your balls correctly – you won’t feel at any risk of things hanging out, so because at least the crotch itself fits correctly, I don’t mind the slight “lack of fit” higher up nearly as much. String: This g-string seems to have the opposite problem that the Pride G-Slinger did in that the length of the string is a bit too short instead of too long – while the string is comfortable enough overall, over time you might feel like it’s occasionally too tight and cutting down into your crack, up against your tailbone. Overall: 3.5/5 – I was considering 4, but the slight cutting feeling of the string against the tailbone means I can’t recommend this too highly, since it’s not great for long-term wear in general. 5/5 for looks, though! Great for: Sexy wear, Sex wear Good for: Everyday wear, Activewear
Material: 95% Cotton, 5% Spandex, relatively comfortable and soft. Aesthetic: The “corner triangle cutouts” are a very fun touch to this pair, though I think the effect would have been better if the hue was fully saturated – it’s ever-so-washed-out by design, so there’s something to be desired in the “fun” department even as the cut is somewhat teasing with the peekaboo corners there. Waistband: Small and same general design as the string itself, meaning it’s very comfy.
Pouch/String: The shape of the pouch here is fairly nice, but the overall construction is a bit suspect. When worn lower as I think it was designed to, you can see that the edges of the pouch hover are pushed away from the skin with even the slightest bit of weight/growth from your junk (left panel). At the same time, the string is a great size around but too long overall, making it obscenely loose (center panel). You can in theory solve both problems but pulling the waistband higher, but then to run into the problem that the edges of the pouch no longer correctly sit in the creases where your legs meet your torso (right panel), which both looks weird and gives an awkward feeling of undress. Overall: 2/5 – maybe someone with the right body type / hip shape might be able to pull this g-string off better, but just on my experience, I wouldn’t recommend it. Great for: NA Good for: Sexy wear, Sex wear, Sleepwear
Material: 50% Modal, 45% Cotton, 5% Polyester – just an overall amazing combination. Soft, lightweight, a bit sleek, and just the right stretch to feel like a second skin. Aesthetic: The sleek, solid color combined with black waistband featuring strong white text creates a look that exudes power and confidence without being overbearing in any way. Waistband: I want to say it’s an overall very typical waistband, but it’s ever so more lightweight and stretchy that it feels like more than typical. Sits very nicely on or just below your waist. Pouch: For having a pouch that’s defined by vertical seams and a vertical fly, it’s a surprisingly good shape – it’s advertised as a “contour pouch”, and while I wouldn’t go THAT far, you certainly have more support around and beneath your junk than you might expect of a traditional boxer-brief! And the fly here is great – there’s plenty of overlap, so you’re never at risk of “falling out”, but the fabric is light and stretchy enough that the fly is very easy-access, partially thanks to sufficiently long openings on either side. Often, boxer-briefs that use a fully vertical design instead of shaping more to the natural “V” of the hip/crotch region have the falling-out problem when they make the fly openings big enough for one-handed access – not this pair! Backside: Soft and smooth, just like most of the pair! For as lightweight as it is, it still provides a nice bit of shape to your rear, too, with a nice curve underneath and a nice dip between your cheeks. There’s also no tag to ever get in your way. Legs: Long enough for my liking, and the lightweight stretchiness that defines this pair keeps the legs skin"tight" without actually feeling tight at all – which extends all the way down to the hem as well. Overall: 5/5 – I fell in love so hard with the first pair of these that I ordered that I almost immediately went and ordered two more pairs of the same. They just have the full package (no pun intended) – a comfortably soft, smooth, and lightweight fabric with the right stretch and right leg length, plus a great fly. Great for: Everyday wear, Activewear, Loungewear Good for: Sleepwear, Sexy wear(??), Sex wear(??)
It’s high time to show off the pair in my avatar, right? I think using my 25th review, and the first post of a new month, is a proper place to make the highlight!
Material: 92% Polyester, 8% Elastane, and overall a wonderful feel. Lightweight, soft, very smooth/sleek, and almost with a slight cooling sensation(??) that’s very comfortable. Aesthetic: Woof… Continuing on the establishedtheme that I think the denim look is sexy, I absolutely love this pair. And if you think skinny jeans look better than normal jeans because they hug your form more… Well, you can’t get more form-hugging than underwear like this! Especially the rear view, hehheh. I love the back pocket, belt loops, front button, and “distressed” look with the holes. The thought that, from a distance, people might think you’re actually wearing jean shorts also seems very fun to me. At least until they notice just how nicely it hugs your backside or highlights your bulge… Waistband: The waistband itself is fairly comfy, and sized very well. It’s a bit on the tall side, which makes sense since it’s imitating the waistband of a pair of jeans, but it can on rare occasion start feeling a little uncomfortable, especially if it folds over itself a little bit. Pouch: Roomy and structured enough that it really highlights your bulge, creating a nice, almost-hammock like space for your junk to rest in. The overall material is really smooth, and the pouch itself has two layers of fabric there to reduce friction. The material is still really lightweight, though, so the pouch is really breathable even with two layers. A lot of designers like to say their underwear feels almost like not wearing underwear at all… I say this pouch is one of the few that actually feels that way. Backside: Looooove how smooth it feels as it does a great job of hugging and contouring your cheeks. So much shape! The only little downside is how the tag is affixed on the waistband. It’s a fairly solid tag, and bigger because the waistband itself is kinda tall, so it’s occasionally noticeable especially if you somehow sit on it the wrong way. It’s kinda cool how the tag is offset from the center, though, so that the “outside tag” can happen and look all the more like a real pair of jeans. Legs: Really does a nice job of (comfortably!) hugging your thighs in the same way the backside hugs your rump. They have a nice elasticity to keep everything from feeling too tight or too loose, which of course only really works if they’re sized nicely to begin with. And I’m a fan of the length on these, since they’re long enough that they never roll up on my giant thighs. On that note: when I purchased this – both times, since I have two now – it was called the “LongLeg”, not the “Hipster”. It has apparently been renamed in the intervening years, and Aussiebum now offers a new “LongLeg” that goes basically all the way down to the knees. I have only become aware of this development while writing this review, so I’m really tempted to get the longer BodyDenim now… Overall: 5/5 – I was tempted to knock it just a bit to 4.5/5 thanks to the waistband, but I honestly love the look, fabric, and cut too much to not give it my highest possible recommendation. As I said, I have two of these now. This is a great pair of underwear that would look great on about anyone. Highly, highly recommend! Great for: Everyday wear, Loungewear, Sexy wear Good for: Sleepwear, Activewear
Material: Unfortunately, the Amazon page where you can get this doesn’t list the material blend, nor does it have a tag, so I’m not going wager a guess, but it’s sufficiently soft. Aesthetic: If the pouch design didn’t get your attention to begin with, then the rainbow fabric certainly will! It’s meant to be eye-catching, and it certainly is! I’m not sure how you draw more attention short of using neon and glitter. X-D Pouch: The general construction of this pair is one slightly two-part sack explicitly for your balls and one longer sleeve for your willie. It’s a similar concept to the K’mando pouch in this respect, but aside from the massive material difference it also has a noticeable sizing difference, with this pair erring on the side of being potentially oversized instead of being potentially undersized. Even the opening favors being big rather than being small, relying on a drawstring to help it stay on (instead of being small enough that it naturally stays on but is hard to get in to). You can see that the drawstring causes the “lip” to bunch up a little bit, but it’s really not noticeable. The drawstring itself is on the long side and more whip-like than shoelace-like, which makes it a bit frustrating if you let it all dangle, but it works well to wrap it around your junk as an extra keep-it-on measure. Both the sleeve and the ball pouch will show whether or not you’re filling them out completely thanks to how the “corners” of each pouch are constructed. However, it looks and feels great when you are filling it out! Obviuously you don’t have as much control over your ball size than you do your dick size, but the ball pouch is less noticeable anyway, so it all works out. Overall: 2.5/5 – definitely a fun pouch to own if you like being a bit silly and show-off-ish! Just probably not one that’s worth really seeking out in terms of practicality and over-the-top design. Still comfy, of course. Great for: Sleepwear Good for: Sexy wear, Sex wear, Activewear
Bruno showed a different view of this getup over here, but I like the above view better. ;3 Anyway, like the previous full-body pair reblog review from Bruno that I did, they’re surprising me with how much they’re making me want these harness-inspired items… Still loving the jockstrap-style seat, and really loving the open-hip design; the stark white straps are also just stunning here. Again, Bruno making me want some. X-D
Not much of a review here, but I haven’t heard of Express as a brand before! So I thank this cute guy for introducing me. =-) Unfortunately, he’s wearing an all-black pair, so the picture loses all hints of definition. As such, I can’t say much about the pair aside from the fact that it looks comfortable enough, even if the legs aren’t quite as long as I’d like. Can I get this pair and the guy in them please? =-)
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