Good Devil – GD1018 C-String – White Leopard – One Size

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Material: 100% Polyester, which doesn’t necessarily sound great as it’s all synthetic, but it’s honestly done quite well! Not listed here is the fact that a huge component of this underwear is a set of stiff wires that provide the main support (for the pair, not for your junk).
Aesthetic: Skimpy and frisky! The fact that it’s just a pouch means you’re revealing about as much skin as possible, and the white leopard print adds to the “wild side” look all the more. Then, if you do look around back, you can usually see the “string” wire peeking out from the top of your cheeks, which further compounds the feeling of naughty playfulness.
Pouch: I’ll talk just about the pouch itself here, and the wire “string” support in the next section. The pouch here is cool to the touch, (which is almost always very nice,) lightweight, and quite breathable for being 100% synthetic. It also has a great shape to it, though it does include a little bit too much space on the lower end of the pouch before it narrows between your legs. (You can see the looseness of the lower pouch in the second photo above.) This isn’t too much of an issue, and might be for the better for breathability’s sake, but it’s a bit odd. Overall, though, very nice pouch.
String: With no waistband and no straps, all pouch underwear needs some way of actually staying on your person. Usually this is accomplished by having the ring of the main opening either have a drawstring to narrow it around the base of your junk or snap in place there. Instead, Good Devil here has designed an entirely rigid framework that covers your crotch with a single thin wire slipping between your thighs and butt cheeks in such a way that the front and back of the wires – in theory – grip your torso from both sides to stay in place. In practice, this works well enough, and is usually aided by the fact that the “string” wire in back also is simply held in place by being wedged between your cheeks – basically, a very solid G-string. (And yes, the stiff wire is covered in fabric all the way around so it’s relatively comfortable.) Ideally, the lowest part of the wire would stay right up against the underside of your torso, but I’ve found that it tends to slide down half an inch or so, giving a slightly open feeling between your legs; part of this may be due to the fact that the tapering from the pouch loop to the single wire happens somewhat slowly, pushing back against your thighs a little bit right where they’re trying to meet your crotch. This can be a tad uncomfortable since you can’t fully bring your thighs together without the wire digging in a little. Also, depending on your rear, the tip of the “string” wire may stick up a bit too much, which can interfere with your pants and/or your seat back if you’re sitting down. Still, I think this is a very fun design, and one I’ve worn several times on days I just feel like exciting myself a little bit.
Overall: 3/5 – I think this is a very situational pair, and I’m sure there will probably be a number of guys who just don’t like the idea of stiff underwear (or of something, stiff or not, going between their cheeks). This pair isn’t for those guys, obviously, but I think it’d be fun for people to try out if they can get one.
Great for: Sexy wear
Good for: Everyday wear(?)

Xmas “gifts”/Happy Nude Year posts?

Putting the warning out here now: the next five reviews I will post include two pairs with open fronts, one pair with a removable pouch, and two with creative extra-access pouches. What does this mean? Well, dick.

In general with this blog, I try to keep things fairly professional and focus on the pairs, only showing off any anatomy when it’s unavoidable or it’s part of showing off a design feature of the pair in question, and when that happens I try to not be too hard, i.e. avoiding a porn-y appearance. (There will be one half-mast pic for the removable pouch pair and I’m trying to show off a built-in C-strap, so it’s a bit unavoidable… And for the record, I’m in no way against porn! Totally love it, actually [stop SISEA!] It’s just not the point of this blog.)

So yes, there will be dick. You have been warned!

U-Shark – Ultra Bulge Bikini Pouch – Rainbow – Single Size

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Material: Unfortunately, the Amazon page where you can get this doesn’t list the material blend, nor does it have a tag, so I’m not going wager a guess, but it’s sufficiently soft.
Aesthetic: If the pouch design didn’t get your attention to begin with, then the rainbow fabric certainly will! It’s meant to be eye-catching, and it certainly is! I’m not sure how you draw more attention short of using neon and glitter. X-D
Pouch: The general construction of this pair is one slightly two-part sack explicitly for your balls and one longer sleeve for your willie. It’s a similar concept to the K’mando pouch in this respect, but aside from the massive material difference it also has a noticeable sizing difference, with this pair erring on the side of being potentially oversized instead of being potentially undersized. Even the opening favors being big rather than being small, relying on a drawstring to help it stay on (instead of being small enough that it naturally stays on but is hard to get in to). You can see that the drawstring causes the “lip” to bunch up a little bit, but it’s really not noticeable. The drawstring itself is on the long side and more whip-like than shoelace-like, which makes it a bit frustrating if you let it all dangle, but it works well to wrap it around your junk as an extra keep-it-on measure. Both the sleeve and the ball pouch will show whether or not you’re filling them out completely thanks to how the “corners” of each pouch are constructed. However, it looks and feels great when you are filling it out! Obviuously you don’t have as much control over your ball size than you do your dick size, but the ball pouch is less noticeable anyway, so it all works out.
Overall: 2.5/5 – definitely a fun pouch to own if you like being a bit silly and show-off-ish! Just probably not one that’s worth really seeking out in terms of practicality and over-the-top design. Still comfy, of course.
Great for: Sleepwear
Good for: Sexy wear, Sex wear, Activewear

K’mando – Pouch – Talc White – Regular

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Material: 100% Micro-Terry Comfortel, which I’ve never heard of before or seen in any of my other underwear, and it’s certainly unique. Ultimately, it feels similar to sock material, though there are so many kinds of socks out there I’m not sure if it’s an entirely fair and unambiguous comparison. If you read K’mando advertising material and expected this to feel like you’re not wearing underwear at all, then you’ll be disappointed. However, while many brands try to make “feels like nothing at all” underwear and K’mando has failed in that respect completely, my experience with this has opened my eyes to the possibility of a pair of underwear that surrounds your junk is cushy goodness, padding you a little bit and definitely feeling comfortably warm and dry – I really enjoyed sleeping in this, and I can see this being great to wear under almost any pair of pants, too.
Aesthetic: The rounded, compact nature of the pouches in pure, almost-textured white gives this a look that borders between risque and cute; there’s a slight bit of black text around the front of the pouch’s opening, near the small snaps, that look nice if you notice them in the first place, as they’re clearly not the focus.
Pouch: It seems a little small at first and hard to get your junk in, compounded by the fact that the two-option snap fixing is a bit hard to clasp (especially if you’re hairy down there,) but that’s all a passing notion. Your willie gets its own section of the pouch, and there’s a small seam in the pouch meant to hold your balls as well to (in theory) give this pair three separate compartments for your junk. This eliminates any potential skin-on-skin rubbing, which is great. The front compartment also is slightly stretchy, so there’s a little bit of room to grow as well – the pictures above already show me stretching it out a little bit. (If you’re a shower and not a grower, or big-balled, you might want to consider the “Special” size instead of the “Regular” size.) Finally, there’s a bit of a lip on the underside of the opening, which acts as a bit of a brace against your pubic arch to provide a little bit of lifting & promotion.
Overall: 4.5/5 – the only reason I don’t give this a full 5/5 is because it seems a little small before you put it on, and as such is a teeny bit difficult to put on. Also, this rating will obviously go down if you hate the material, but I enjoy the soft, warm sock feeling.
Great for: Sleepwear, Activewear, Everyday wear, Sexy wear
Good for: Sex wear, Loungewear