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The weather’s getting warmer here in the Northern Hemisphere, so let’s take a look at some swimwear, shall we? =-D

This here is a Nasty Pig “Label Bikini”, which is obviously utterly plastered with the Nasty Pig name all over it, so there’s no confusion as to the brand. That is, unless someone looking at it hasn’t heard of the brand before and just thinks it’s a description of you!

The drawstring, though white, acts as a splash of color for an honestly somewhat chaotic, muddy-ish design. I like the more traditional application of a drawstring, where the string necessarily comes out of the pair on the visible side of the waistband, but there’s a recent trend for brands to make their drawstrings exit on the inside of the waistband, which I personally think is just entirely counterproductive. I guess people think it’s too suggestive to have something flopping around in front of your crotch? …okay, yes that’s entirely understandable if stated only like that. But I don’t think anyone is going to confuse drawstrings for a dick. I think some guys think it’s rude to have *anything* that draws peoples’ attention to your crotch. But yeah, my personal opinion is that it’s impossible to tighten the waistband properly if your hands have to be inside the pair to do the tying!

Ah well. Speaking of waistbands, this pair has theirs entirely hidden in the main material, as it’s supposedly a 1-inch tall waistband, but there’s clearly no distinction between waistband and the rest of the pair here. I kind like that look on swim briefs (e.g. a Speedo-ish look) but it’s not as good on swim squarecuts, trunks, or shorts though.

I’ve previously said that the JockstrapCentral models are super-hot, and they certainly make the Nasty Pig Union Suit look better than I did. X’-D

Nasty Pig – Champ Brief – Blue – Medium

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Material: 93% Modal, 7% Spandex, soft enough while also being nice and smooth – gives a very generic but good feeling, IMO.
Aesthetic: Sporty! I think the stripe pattern on the waistband has a specific name among design people, which I totally don’t know off the top of my head, but it definitely evokes the sports team looks, along with the big logo right in the middle. The brief itself is very simply designed with nice, strong vertical lines.
Waistband: Overall, very comfy typical waistband that sits below the waist.
Pouch: Like with the Venom Brief, there are actually two layers of fabric in the pouch area itself, presumably to add a little extra cush (and remove a little bit of friction) around your junk. In fact, it’s almost the exact same as the Venom pouch except the bordering seams are ever so slightly a little bit more angled on the Venom pair. No reason to fix what isn’t broken!
Backside: Also like the venom pair, it’s a simple backside that makes sure to cover your entire ass very nicely. =-)
Legs: …yeah, read the Venom review for this too. X-D
Overall: 4.5/5 – The only reason I don’t give this the full 5/5 like the Venom brief is because it doesn’t look as cool as the Venom brief does.
Great for: Everyday wear, Sex wear(?)
Good for: Activewear, Loungewear, Sleepwear, Sexy wear(?)

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Jockstrap Central model Andrew in our new Nasty Pig Mandate Jockstraps and Socks.

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I love the look of these Mandate jockstraps! The waistband, particularly from what you can see around the back, looks really comfy. The cage-like design of the pouch is really eye-catching – and of course the color combinations help in that sense, too!

Speaking of color combinations, though – the real reason I want to reblog this (and the next reblog too) is that this really highlight another thing that turns me on – match underwear+other clothes! Socks, shoes, t-shirt, hoodie… I dunno, the thought of specifically coordinating your underwear with the intent of showing off said coordination just seems really appealing to me.

Here, we see NastyPig Mandate socks specifically designed to match. (NP also offers Mandate Briefs if the jockstrap is not your thing.) Considering that socks are often one of the last things to come off, very similar to undies in that sense, it’s a great look to “complete”.  And NP certainly seems to like their socks! I also own black+white NP brief and a blue NP jockstrap in my collection as well, with NP socks to go with each. I guess there’s just a sort of a get-down-to-”business” look when you pair undies with matching socks, (i.e. not bothering to completely take everything off,) and NP is certainly made for guys that like to get down to business!

Nasty Pig – Venom Brief – Pink – Medium

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Material: 93% Modal, 7% Spandex, feels really silky-smooth on top of having not one but two layers in front to further reduce friction and provide soft but strong coverage.
Aesthetic: I loooove the “venom” snakeskin-style print on this pair! It gives the pair a very dynamic and powerful look. It’s really interesting how the print compliments the pink of this pair (as well as the baby-blue of another venom pair I also own) to kinda subvert the normal associations with that color, because these look fuckin’ strong and assertive.
Waistband: Overall, very comfy typical waistband that sits below the waist.
Pouch: As mentioned earlier, there are actually two layers of fabric for the pouch – an outer layer that shows the awesome print patter, and a softer, less-silky-more-cottony layer on the inside of the pouch for extra comfort and durability. (I specifically add the durability comment because NP is known for encouraging their clientèle to be a bit rough and rowdy with their products… which I have been before with this pair on the receiving end!) Despite having two layers of fabric, the pouch is not restrictive at all – a common problem with any pair that uses a fly, probably because the Venom’s pouch doesn’t include any of the extra structural elements that a fly needs. It doesn’t have an incredible shape to it, but it’s roomy enough and certainly can stretch, so your boys will certainly be comfy in this pair. The print pattern also helps by having extra-wide “scales” right down the middle, making it look like you’re bulging out quite a bit!
Backside: Comfy and not too tight, even for someone with a bigger ass like me. It’s one of the few briefs I own that makes a point of covering the ENTIRE ass, without skimping near the legs for a slimming effect (or for the intent of guys with smaller asses – which, considering NP’s beefier target demographic, makes sense). It’s like a pair of traditional whitey tighties in that sense, except the snakeskin pattern helps break up the look enough that it doesn’t look like one big, bland badonkadonk.
Legs: Nothing to really say here! The leg openings are comfy enough, soft and elastic enough to feel like they fit just right for what I assume would be a wider range of leg sizes.
Overall: 5/5 – get this brief! It may not have a fly, but they’re super-comfy and look great, not to mention are quite durable. As said above, I have second pair of these myself in baby blue.
Great for: Sexy wear, Everyday wear, Sex wear(?)
Good for: Activewear, Loungewear, Sleepwear

Nasty Pig – Union Suit – Blue – Medium

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Material: 95% Cotton, 5% Spandex, with a slight ribbing effect; nice and weighty and sturdy, as with many Nasty Pig products. Every once in a while, it makes me itch a little or gives some general sensation of pull/dryness in areas where the fabric is consistently stretched, but it’s generally soft and warm, so not too bad overall. The discomfort might simply be me – I’ve always had sensitive skin, and I get the same feeling when tall socks are stretched over my upper calves, so it should be little to no worry to most of you, especially since I’ve only noticed the “problem” over my calves or shoulders instead of over the whole suit, which supports the thought that it’s not a problem with the material overall.
Aesthetic: Since it’s one solid color, nothing sticks out much on first glance. However, the NP logo is nicely placed right where the logo on a regular polo shirt would be, giving a pseudo-professional look that you wouldn’t expect for an under-layer. Next of course is the series of button snaps that goes all the way from the neck, down through the crotch, and around up to just above the butt. This looks much slicker than the traditional butt-flap on union suits from days past.
Coverage: As a union suit, it will completely cover your back, your arms, and your legs. With that much coverage, the occasional annoyance from the fabric is not-so-occasional, but as stated above, that might be just me. The full coverage grants some level of modesty, maybe enough to make you feel comfortable being seen in various situations with this showing. It also is great cold-weather wear, either under regular clothes or lounging about the house, as it completely covers your arms up to the wrists and legs down to the ankles, keeping those extremities a bit warmer than otherwise.
Access: Any full-body piece of “underwear” such as a union suit, a onesie, or a singlet isn’t going to come off easily if you need to go to the bathroom (or want to do other things that need access). Union suits are generally the best of the full-body underwear as they’re usually designed to have access of some sort, and the Nasty Pig union suit does not disappoint! The long-line-of-snaps design eliminates the bulkiness and hassle of the traditional flap design, making it incredibly easy to go #1 or #2 (or do other things that need access) – and, as a bonus, it’s easy to show off your chest and/or abs whenever you want, too! Just undo whichever snaps are needed.

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Overall: 3.5/5 – you should get one, but just one. Maybe two if you’re gonna be “using” it with someone often, but they’re expensive and always sell out really quickly each year. (Also, since they sell out, the colors they make each year seem to vary – the 2017/18 batch of Union Suits seems to not include blue, instead favoring a new grey option to compliment the black and red options.)
Great for: Loungewear, Sleepwear, Sex wear
Good for: Sexy wear